Chapstick dick

very simply, a small penis no larger than a tube of chapstick.

my friend cindy keeps complaining to me about her boyfriends little chapstick dick.....

by mgeniusg August 23, 2006

Flag

Get the Chapstick dick mug.

breath dick

Sort of like the opposite of dick breath; it's the smell caused
when someone with bad breath gives you a blowjob, making your penis smell like it has halitosis. May also be caused by using saliva to masturbate.

Woman - "You got your dick smell on my breath!"
Man - "You got your breath smell on my dick."
Chew gum before giving oral to prevent breath dick.

by abyssalhunter April 4, 2012

Flag

Get the breath dick mug.

dick doubts

Dick doubts are when you want to break up with a girl, but you have dick "sexual" doubts about the consequences of your breakup. If you break up with her then you will not be able to get the sexual satisfaction you desire. Also know as your penis controling your brain.

John: Did you break up with her already?

Mike: No man, I'm having f*n dick doubts !!!!!

by Uncle_DimitriDD August 25, 2009

Flag

Get the dick doubts mug.

dick sick

To feel ill from lack of penis penetration

Dawn was so dick sick she was looking at the hotdog in a entirely new light

by Breezy4sheezy July 26, 2015

Flag

Get the dick sick mug.

Urban Dick

Instead of actually defining words, they just rant insulting, offensive, nonsensical garbage.

Fits G-Union perfectly.

by Anonymous April 28, 2006

Flag

Get the Urban Dick mug.

psycho dick

the male equivalent of a "psycho chick/bitch." basically a guy who seems sincere, emotionally available, and affectionate until you disagree with him or catch him cheating, at which point he morphs into a defensive, mean-spirited, controlling jerk and tries to put the blame for HIS dishonest behavior on you.

I couldn't believe Derick turned out to be a Psycho Dick! He went from a dream boyfriend to an abusive jerk when his ex showed up in town.

by shinseiki October 27, 2007

Flag