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Banana

Banana is the code name for a Loosie, which is a loose cigarette sold to individual illegally from stores in urban areas.
"Do they sell loosies in this jawn?

"Yeah, but you gotta ask for a Banana or they won't sell it to you!"
by DahWiz November 26, 2014
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Bananas fostering

When you get intoxicated and start to massage and finger your food in a restaurant.
Cory, I swear to god if you start bananas fostering your dessert again I’m leaving.
by Beau Beezy January 12, 2018
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banana bread head

When the banana bread is just so gooey that you put it in your mouth and suck a fat cock
“Man Taylor gives the best banana bread head”
by taylork18853 September 15, 2020
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Banana

Long yellow things you buy at a store.
person 1:Let's buy some bananas.
person 2: No, those are long yellow things.
by yayeetbanana October 30, 2019
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an apeeling banana

A loser, who cannot make puns to save their life. Also, extremely uncool. (This message was approved by Kanye West)
SCENE 1: STREET

A sprawling, urban jungle - everything is concrete, and in shades of grey. A road splits the street in two, buildings adorning either side of the road. Two boys walk along the street; they're wearing Cool Person Sunglasses (TM).

They stop, and survey their surroundings. They have an air of nonchalance; everyone can tell that they are, in fact, the coolest of the cool.

A third boy stumbles through the street; from his walk, it is evident that he is Not Cool. He sways as he walks, and looks ridiculous. As he passes the other two boys, he attempts to greet them by giving a strange, faux-salute. It's another misguided attempt to be cool.

As this third boy leaves, our two heroes converse:

BOY 1: That guy is totally, like, uncool.
BOY 2: A veritable font of uncoolness.
BOY 1: Uncool to the power of 8, one might say.
BOY 2: In fact, I'd go as far as to say that he fits the label of.... "an apeeling banana".
BOY 1: So uncool.

Boy 2 nods in sage agreement.

BOY 2: The uncoolest.

END SCENE.
by OdinNorse7 May 8, 2014
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Weeping banana

A penis during and just after ejaculation. The ejaculate appears to be weeping from ones banana.

Could also refer to someone with a case of the drip.
Johnny used his weeping banana to give Sally a money shot.
by Poop emoji May 17, 2019
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toffee banana

A code used often in the gay scene. When a man asks for a toffee banana he is requesting to receive anal sex without lubricant form multiple men.
“Can I get that toffee banana off you guys
by RoadmanWhite December 19, 2017
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