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Freeze the balls off a brass monkey

Navy phrase for canon balls. The balls are placed in a round structure called a monkey. The plates had indentations to hold the balls on the bottom layer in place. The base was made of brass. When brass gets cold it contracts and the balls displaced.
It is so cold it would freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
by WxDub December 19, 2016
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swipe balls

When you are wiping your ass after a big crap and you wipe the poop onto balls or lower back and or gootch.
Fuck nigga i just got swipe balls after that shit!
by jewhod September 4, 2008
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dog balls

An Eight on any single hole in golf.
Damn, I missed my putt. That makes it a Dog Balls
by Adam Ray October 25, 2006
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fart balls

by babbyyyyyyyyy October 18, 2008
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gorilla balls

Big Hairy balls that get a lot of pussy
by Tyler Smith May 13, 2005
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Blue Balls

A condition in a guy when a he is turned on but can't get off.
Great now i'm gonna have blue balls for a week.
by Kitten494 January 23, 2009
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somebody come scratch my balls

what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence
Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron
by zerosai93 June 6, 2009
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