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suave dog

A suave dog is someone that is a smooth talker with the ladies. He is sometimes a little bit of a player, charismatic and many times has more than one girl.
Boy that ol' Donny is a real suave dog. The women just flock to him and he puts the charm on.
by Icon73 July 12, 2017
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Dog Balls

As noted by the U.S. Navy SEALS, when the leadership has left them "hanging out there like DOG BALLS", exposed and to their own devices.
"The best example would be when the government abandoned the four Americans at the Benghazi, Libya compound, by not sending any help. They left the four hanging out like dog balls."
by scshootergw May 12, 2013
mugGet the Dog Ballsmug.

Pretzel dogged

When a girls on top during sex and comes back down onto the penis at the wrong angle causing the penis to fold like a pretzel.
Shaniqua was on top last night, bro, and she pretzel dogged me. That's how I ended up in the hospital.
by Grumpibuns September 25, 2019
mugGet the Pretzel doggedmug.

lava dog

A poop that is so malicious and hot that it feels like your asshole is going to burn/melt; poop that would make one think that they ate magma
Jesus! I just lava dogged so bad I think that my ass hair is singed.
by OhNoSecrets October 4, 2010
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Walk the Dog

Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.
Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha
by dyejmdac January 21, 2019
mugGet the Walk the Dogmug.

shorty dog

When driving on a two lane road, where both lanes are going in the same direction, and you are stuck behind two cars going the same speed, and you cannot get past.

Sometimes also known as shawty dog or shawty dawg or shorty dawg
I'm being shorty dogged and it's triggering my road rage!!
by jelpotato April 25, 2020
mugGet the shorty dogmug.

Dog shit

What you call a kid that plays video games all day and sucks at them
Jake:Brian you’re dog shit

Brian:NO I’M NOT
by BigBoyclitlicker September 10, 2020
mugGet the Dog shitmug.

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