lava dog

A poop that is so malicious and hot that it feels like your asshole is going to burn/melt; poop that would make one think that they ate magma
Jesus! I just lava dogged so bad I think that my ass hair is singed.
by OhNoSecrets October 04, 2010
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cannonball wang

A penis that is abnormally large and spherical like a cannonball or small beachball
Look at that dude by the garbage can! Talk about a case of cannonball wang.
by OhNoSecrets September 30, 2010
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