Definitions by OhNoSecrets

lava dog 

A poop that is so malicious and hot that it feels like your asshole is going to burn/melt; poop that would make one think that they ate magma

Jesus! I just lava dogged so bad I think that my ass hair is singed.

lava dog by OhNoSecrets October 4, 2010

cannonball wang 

A penis that is abnormally large and spherical like a cannonball or small beachball

Look at that dude by the garbage can! Talk about a case of cannonball wang.

cannonball wang by OhNoSecrets September 30, 2010