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Urban Dictionary's Top Editor 

A mysterious person who will continually be unknown to us (Urban Dictionary Readers), since we can't call him/her out by name. We only know that he/she has a computer with the internet and he/she decides who has the hottest definitions.
I hope I get a bunch of "thumbs ups" by the mysterious Urban Dictionary's Top Editor.
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Urban Dictionary Face Off 

Urban Dictionary Face Off:

When two complete strangers who have posted the same definition on Urban Dictionary, later come back, maybe several times, each time voting themselves 'up' one vote, & the other 'down' to grapple for first position. Meanwhile, they & other UD readers begin noticing a 'not so coincidental alignment' of each others thumbs up vote/each others down vote as time goes on.

UD Face Offs are brought on either by one of or combinations of revenge, obsessiveness, contempt, stupidity, perfectionism, OCD, jealousy, spite, fun, fear of dominance, may continue out of boredom and the freedoms of anonymity on the internet, or even just because the ball has started rolling & you can't stop it. As with any face off there is usually a 'Winner' & a 'Loser'. A stalemate may occur after an initial stouche, but because of the foot-print left behind from the voting, the new reader/observer reads & corresponds the vote & definition, and in their minds at that moment decide a winner & loser, and after some thought, maybe vote.
Dude I'm in the middle of an Urban Dictionary Face Off!
What the fuck is that?
It's a name i just came up with for this situation I'm in at the moment,
Yeh?
Yeh, this dude posted a definition after mine last year on UD, and ever since there has this been this ever increasing thumbs down vote corresponding with his up vote.
Blimey, that is pretty funny tho.
Yeh it is a bit, heheh.
What are ya gunna do about it?
Nothing, just post this definition.
You gunna keep voting his down every time he votes yours down?
Till the day I die or root jennifer hawkins, which ever comes first dude, which ever comes first. hahahah

Urban Dictionary Editor 

This is a group of people with different personalities who volunteer their time to keep Urban Dictionary relevant. They receive no pay for this service. Some are just killing time, some have an agenda, BUT for the most part they are folks that just want UD to be free of the things that are not allowed. By volunteering their services they are helping this site to remain FREE OF CHARGE to all who use it.

Because there are so many different people editing UD it can lead to new posts being rejected for what appears to be no good reason. Some people let everything pass through, some follow the rules exactly, and then there are some who might go beyond the rules and reject almost every new post.

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Person 1." Dude!" " That great post I just made got deleted by a Urban Dictionary Editor !" Man I am pissed!!" " Just for that I'm gonna go click on the edit link and reject every new post that comes to me!" "If mine ain't good enough nobody else's is either."
Person 2. "Dude, that's childish."

Person 2. In baby talk " Baby mad because momma took um pacifier away, poor baby."
Person 1 "Oh alright, knock it off dude." " I'm still gonna go there and reject any post that don't meet the rules!"
Person 2 "Whatever"

urban dictionary spamming (UDS) 

When one decides to enter more than one definition into urban dictionary without the word being a necessary addition.
Mike: Oh My God! I just added 17 words today to urban dictionary, my favourite was 'potato'
Steve: potato 'schamato', i hate urban dictionary spamming (UDS)

urban dictionary store 

umm why are all the girls asian
urbandictionary guys have yellow fever? haha nice

urban dictionary mug 

a mug used for holding your morning coffee, adorning your choice of word with it's definition. can be used as a cup or as a very shallow bowl if you turn it upside down. dishwasher safe.
I use my urban dictionary mug everyday to hold my coffee while i browse through memes. If I didn't, my coffee would simply be all over the table.

Urban Dictionary fag 

1.) Someone who knows that a certain slang word doesn't exist but they want ot to so bad that they put it on Urban Dictionary anyway in the hopes of making it famous.

2.) Someone who claims that damn near every word on urban Dictionary, they made up or were using before ever hearing about it on this site.

3.) Someone who comes to this site for 'clever' new insults so he/she can seem like the fuckin' man.

4.) Someone who STAYS TALKING ABOUT THEIR NEWEST urban Dictionary post, and how awesomely hilarious it is.

5.) Someone with really No Life, or a barely interesting life who feels like maybe someone will read one of their posts and they will become famous so they put their whole name as their name for each post.

Most of these will be followed with a "...go suck urban Dictionary's dick" and or clever plays on that because, well if you're going to call someone a fag, and mean it, you're going to tell them something they can do rather than waste your time.
1.) Greg:Did u guys hear of that new word "FlameyDouche"?
Real popular people: No urban Dictionary fag, No one heard of your bullshit made up word. go blow urban dictionary if you love it that much.

2.) Riley: Ew, nigga you gay!
Greg: Aw, dude you heard that word on urban Dictionary? I made that up, and i was using gay before anyone even knew it was on urban Dictionary.
Riley:Shutup you urban Dictionary fag, go suck Urban Dictionary's dick, and stop claiming shit.

3.) Tom: My stupid roomate. He just drinks, farts, and doesn't shower.
Greg: ha, sounds like a real F-bag. I heard that on urban dictionary and i really think it fits here.
Tom: Wow, go suck Some Urban Dicktionary, ya Urban Dictionary fag.

Greg:Guys, guys check out this new post on urban Dictionary i put up. It'll have you crapping, it's so funny.
Regular people: Hey greg, here's what you can do instead of showing us that joke. Go back to the site, scedule a date with the creators, let 'em wine and dine you, and after you have had a great time dating urban Dictionary. Blow them, ya urban dictionary fag.

Greg: ...signed Greg Kevin McKinley. How cool would it be if I got noticed for my awesoem posts, that'd be cool.
Greg: Mhm, maybe I 'am' an Urban Dictionary fag.
Urban Dictionary fag by WooSter November 5, 2012