fujita-pants

An extremely wet and sloppy vagina caused by a woman's arousal to masculine energy. A condition causing a woman's crotch to become soggy and wet like a rice patty and smell like old homeless urine requiring a change of clothes and shower to correct. See also fujita - pants. Fujita pants, the preparation for a squirting wet rice patty vagina

The Nurse Doctor was such a horny slut. She touched my hand and squirted full Fujita!!. My ex-girlfriend has the same problem that's why she brings fujita-pants with her everywhere knowing that she is going to soak through her panties whenever she gets close to me.

by Dr.ChelseaMFujita June 24, 2025

Period Pants

A pair of pants that production gives you to wear on the set of a major Hollywood blockbuster set in a certain time period. The actual time of the period piece is itself redundant, but not the pants.

"Production gave me period pants to wear today. I looked like a freaking pirate!"

by CommanderGratton July 2, 2025

Cowboy pants

When teh jeans are so soaked in cum they have a weird texture.

Hey my cowboy pants are are stiff as the socks under my bed.

by Texas fuckboi October 2, 2025

Shadow-punishment

Shadow-punishment: the punishment, off-the-books, of people who committed a wrongdoing. Wrongdoing committed either from being mentally-manipulated through technology or social-engineering, or both. Shadow-punishment is a way that fascism lives on, especially considering its usage without the target's knowledge or expressed-consent. Actions so cruel and unacceptable, committed without the target's knowledge, generally while the target is asleep, or by a group the target is or isn't a part of. Those unacceptable actions include torture, assault, poisoning, controlling others to harm the target, false-implication. All based around the target's unacceptance of prostitution, labor-slavery and sexual-slavery, and/or because the target has some influence and protests the status-quo. Shadow-punishment is a way for fascism, revenge, darwinism, sexual-slavery, labor-slavery, rape, assault, pedophilia, torture, theft, poisoning, magick, rape using mental manipulation technology on minors, teenagers, adults, disabled people, people receiving social-service-benefits— to all be accepted and normalized by the people who do those actions.

That girl complaining about being assaulted as a child, was shadow-punished by assaulting her in her sleep, because the perpetrators made her seem like a prostitute.

That girl was sacrificed to expose the pitfalls of mental-manipulation-technology, using shadow-punishment.
People didn't believe that person was being hurt because they considered that person deserving of shadow-punishment.

by UphaBctbe October 24, 2025

Lady pints

Small pints of Guinness that aren't enough for Irish men, but just perfect for the lasses

Don't they have lady pints in Ireland?

No Mangos. No they do not.

by Girth McBlumpkin October 26, 2025

Grandad's Pants

1. The skanky last draws on a spliff, called so because they're soggy and nobody wants them.

2. Your grandad's pants that he hasn't washed for weeks

"that was a nice fatty boom batty, grandad's pants anyone?"

by dobbinatrix January 28, 2009

Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998

I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010