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Twig's Law

When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.
*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"

Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.
by EnhancedAutism May 7, 2020
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The Adamson Law

This law states that the length and girth of a male's penis is inversely proportional to his mental capabilities unless either is enhanced or degraded through outside influence.
Although his dick really fills me up, he's useless when it comes to conversation. He' s a real idiot. Curse the Adamson Law!
by Heinkel November 25, 2017
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Law of Large numbers

Pet hunting is rng related and not related to the law of large numbers
by TLOLN January 27, 2023
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half-niece-in-law

1- Half-nibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-niece.
half-niece-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Its Law

A better way of saying "it's the law" but removing the "it" because it's unnecessary. Also an alternate form of stating the facts without having to explain yourself. "It is what it is, stop trying to find a reason" kind of vibe
*Ally is rocking her new channel bag for a day at work at the morgue (cause she is a doctor) and one of her classmates approaches her about her bag*

person: "your bag shouldn't be in here, its like not the place for that"

Ally: "mm, yes I can, its law. What you cant do is mind my business, and that's law too"
by GAC.XTRA July 24, 2024
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Thomas' Law

The longer a conversation lasts, the higher the chance of Team Fortress 2 being mentioned. The strange thing about this law is that no matter how long the conversation actually lasts, there is a 100% chance that TF2 will come up.
Me - "Hey Thomas. What did you think of that Walking Dead episode last night?"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"

Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"
by RobbTheYoungWolf February 17, 2014
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co-great-granduncle-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's husband.
My co-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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