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Rembrandt's Kiss 

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When a bowel movement's wonderful clean pinch every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brushes arch from Rembrandt?
I thought I was having a good poop, but then the 'Rembrandt's Kiss, got me.
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Rembrandt's Kiss 

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While having a bowel movement and you achieve a wonderful clean pinch, but it every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brush's arch from Rembrandt?
I was having a great poop, until the Rembrandt's Kiss ruined the whole thing.
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The Sweetest Kiss of All 

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Eating a girl's Ass because you like her a lot
Justin says "I’m in love" so I go, "That’s great. Did you eat her ass?" He’s like, "No." I said,"So you don’t like her." And he was like, "No, I do." And I said, "No, you don’t." "If you did, you’d give her The Sweetest Kiss of All."

-Tom Segura
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straight girl kiss 

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when two heterosexual women kiss with no other body parts touching except their lips, hands by their sides, usually drunk and/or at a party, both parties in heterosexual relationships with other males.
“Look at this photo of Emily and Alice, are they together now?”

“Nah, that’s a straight girl kiss, they aren’t touching.”
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san deigo kiss 

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When you kiss a guy or woman when they have a shitty ass, on their shitty ass then kiss lips.
Last night I kissed Kevin after he pooped san Deigo Kisss then kissed him on the lips
san deigo kiss by Kingpuppet June 5, 2024
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Poseidon’s Kiss

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When you drop the kids off at the pool and dookie water splashes up on your sphincter
Bro 1: Bro I just took a fat shit!
Bro 2: Bro how fat?
Bro 1: Bro I got a major Poseidon’s Kiss.
Bro 2: No bueno bro…
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