M-J

the guy that is friends with everyone, the guy with good music taste and wears cool things, the guy who takes his gf to cafes and they just laugh around, the guy that is perfect in every way. ❤️❤️

damn I wish I had a M-J like ivy

by bokutosasstho January 5, 2021

Kaden J White

The coolest being on Earth. He is so cool, he gives of a cool vibe wherever he goes. He makes a room cooler just by walking in it.

Dude 1: Kaden J White is the coolest.

Dude 2: Bro, I know, this is the third time you've told me.

by The exister January 15, 2021

J-bomb

A joke that is told at work or in a professional setting.

"Did you hear Andy dropping J-bombs in his business meeting?"

by Matt Windle poet January 16, 2021

J R

The action of doing something unnecessary

“Yo Jack jumped in the lake for free and it was freezing cold out.”

“Yeah that’s so J R. Like dude seriously.”

by Urs welcomes January 16, 2021

J-Peterman

The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.

The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.

"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory

Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?

by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021

J. Cole

The top lyric rapper in the damn game. His songs are valid and he isn't a mumble rapper. The new gen of rappers are mostly trash but J.cole is solid.

Uzi: yo when my man cole dropping that album

snoop: man ion know he said last month

(j. cole dont post that often but when he does its always worth the wait.)

by hawk__ January 20, 2021

League-J

When one receives a fellatio (or a blowjob) while playing Riot's League of Legends

"Did you hear about Dave's girlfriend?! She totally gave him a League-J after he ganked bot lane!"
"She told me for my birthday that if I hit Silver Rank that she'd give me a League-J."

by llllllbean January 22, 2021