when an astrophysics major uses careful angles and applied physics to triple penetrate another mans girlfriend without touching balls
by zongheadluvr December 10, 2009
Get the pull a j-chuckmug. noun
1.
a paid position of regular employment.
"a part-time j*b"
2.
a task or piece of work, especially one that is paid.
"she wants to be left alone to get on with the j*b"
Similar:
task
piece of work
assignment
project
chore
errand
undertaking
venture
operation
enterprise
activity
business
affair
detail
verb
1.
do casual or occasional work.
"she j*bbed as a waitress until her first role in a movie"
2.
buy and sell (stocks) as a broker-dealer, especially on a small scale.
"his game plan is to buy in then j*b the shares on at a profit"
adjective
1.
A slur against lazy and/or unemployed people.
1.
a paid position of regular employment.
"a part-time j*b"
2.
a task or piece of work, especially one that is paid.
"she wants to be left alone to get on with the j*b"
Similar:
task
piece of work
assignment
project
chore
errand
undertaking
venture
operation
enterprise
activity
business
affair
detail
verb
1.
do casual or occasional work.
"she j*bbed as a waitress until her first role in a movie"
2.
buy and sell (stocks) as a broker-dealer, especially on a small scale.
"his game plan is to buy in then j*b the shares on at a profit"
adjective
1.
A slur against lazy and/or unemployed people.
by 0mAkine August 15, 2025
Get the J*bmug. by buf12390 December 13, 2021
Get the Baby Jmug. An amazingly funny person, who often dyes her hair. E-J has bright blue eyes and she is the coolest/weirdes personne ever! She has a loving mother and a adorable sister! E-J is always honest and tries her best to be nice to people, she hates upsetting people. E-J likes dem memes and hopes to one day be one. She also dreams to be a movie star or a signer! Her only ennemies are people that are jealous of her! E-J loves to reeee! If you are friends with her you are super lucky so keep her close and love her to infinity!
Girl1- E-J is so cool!
Girl2- I hate her because she is better that me
Girl1- Dont hate the reeee queen!!!!!
Girl2- I hate her because she is better that me
Girl1- Dont hate the reeee queen!!!!!
by The reeee queen May 2, 2019
Get the E-Jmug. Known as BJ by many. If you see this guy on road don’t bother running, he will give you his money and probably blow you a kiss aswell because he is a fruity don. Usually very lanky but has a small penis. Probably has feeling for his boys in the group chat but keeps it to himself cuz he don’t wanna roll batty to the bredrin.
by HavishamSingh82 August 1, 2019
Get the Brandon Jmug. 
the loml. the reason why i get up in the morning n why i’m still here honestly. the prettiest blue eyes n the sweetest personality. the only person who can complete me n make me feel wanted. the man who puts in effort to support n love me and i could never ask for anything more. id give him the entire world if i could. im not good at showing my love n i make a lot of mistakes but i hope he knows that my entire lifes purpose is to see him smile. he’s been through sm n to ease his pain would fulfil me. jst listening to him talk abt his passions is enough for me. i could listen to him talk all day n whenever i’m w him im in a constant haze of happiness. we’re arguing atm n it’s my fault again but id give anything for him to forgive me because without him i don’t know what i’d do.
by IlovemybfJsm<3 January 30, 2023
Get the Jmug.