Paying the Taxes

what your parents say they are doing in there room while they are accualy having sex

Kid 1: wheres mom and dad

kid 2 : paying the taxes in their room

kid 3: (muitters) stupid

Paying the Taxes by stupidimnotputtingmyname April 13, 2011

Off the Toilet

When a girl is so hot that if she were taking a poop in your bedroom bathroom and yelled out that there was no toilet paper, would you say, "that's OK baby, come back to bed anyway"

Off the toilet Hot.

OTT for short

Whoa, did you see Sofia Vergara on the Emmys last night. I'd take her 'off the toilet"

Off the Toilet by dnasty tampa January 11, 2013

Carve the turkey 

verb used to describe when a man thrusts his penis into a very wet and juicy pussey.

I got to "carve the turkey" last night, then I went in for seconds!

Carve the turkey by Carve a turkey October 30, 2014

Snakin' the tail 

anal sex

"Are you ready to get down and dirty tonight?" "Sure, but no snakin' the tail."

Snakin' the tail by Fleasel December 28, 2016

squirt the turtle 

The most boss ass turtle you’ll ever meet

Squirt the turtle is a fucking Greek god or some shit

squirt the turtle by Gianluca M November 2, 2017

Obelisk the Tormentor 

Where your partner wants anal, so you go to other side of the room, then run full speed to them while yelling "Fist of Fury", and shove your fist up their ass.

I wanted to try something new in bed, so Johnny Obelisk the Tormentor me so hard I had to call off of work for a few days.

Obelisk the Tormentor by Lolurbanhooligan November 25, 2017

got the turk 

Having a big butt

“Yo Devon Sarah got the Turk bro I’m bouta smash”

got the turk by Jamaican pineapple January 17, 2018