John Michael

The act of some little shit coming up and groping your asshole, just like the infamous John Michael

Man, I was just John Michaeled

by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025

Michael

likes alyssa 🤩🤌💅

OMG ALYSSA!!! MICHAEL LIKES HER

by bigdickenergy19 June 27, 2022

Michael B Jordan

Literally the finest man alive.

I heart Michael B Jordan

by Samantha Hood September 28, 2023

Michael

An absolute duck

“Michael? You mean the dude who talks to ducks? Yeah stay away from him he’s up to no good.”

by waymoresecretpseudonym November 23, 2021

Michael Roy Smith

My Calc AB Teacher.

John : "Where are you going?"
Ben : "Calc, I got my boy, Michael Roy Smith."

by cjakecole September 13, 2023

Michael

Someone who will get you locked in McDonalds. he also goes bowling and can’t play well, but still plays better than you. He litters and likes ferry rides. Michael only cares about food but sometimes finds out that he can have fun.

Woman: Ew Michael
Michael: WHAT U SAY
MICHAEL: beats up woman

by LillyGoodLYouAreAnL September 2, 2023

michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022