Pinecus Telephonicus

A 5G cell tower disguised as a Pine tree in urban areas.

The Pinecus Telephonicus really blends in with those trees near the school.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024

canadian television

the big rectangular screen on your shelf that jumpscares you with an amber alert from across the fucking country at midnight

this man is so canadian television

by xenrax June 29, 2024

Fender telecaster

The single greatest fucking electric guitar types and if you think I'm meat riding it fuck you!

The Fender telecaster is a electric guitar not just a electric guitar it's THE GUITAR

by anonymous July 3, 2024

Fucking Telstra

It's what you say when you cannot make calls in rural areas because there is no phone signal. Telstra was the first and always is blamed as the worst, internet and phone service provider in Australia.

"I tried to reach you but I couldn't; Fucking Telstra!"
"The phone doesn't work out here. Fucking Telstra!"
"Fucking Telstra took down 3G, and took down all of us out here in the country. It's alright for those city slickers, they get looked after. Fucking Telstra!"

by Barron Lands December 14, 2024

You tell me

A meme starting in the early months of 2024 made by vixl aka poo head and also contributed by ardafrmnrth
The meme/word is said with a deep/baritoned voice and it sounds all little bit distorted the meme is usually joked after someone asks you a question there after the meme is said

Friend “hey how are you”
You “you tell me”

by g8uom December 21, 2024

espresso telly

A series so intense, you cannot possibly binge it without cataclysmic trauma.

Eh fam, you bingin’ Traitors tonight?
- you mad bruv!? It’s bare espresso telly, me be wretchin’ up

by Arcwords January 17, 2025

Edward Telford special

You leave a raw chicken outside for a week to let it rot, then once it’s full of maggots and mould you take a shit inside it. You then cook it in the oven until golden brown, eat it then throw it back up into another freshly bought raw chicken, cook it again and feed it as a meal at Christmas dinner

You wanna try my chicken I made it Edward Telford special style

by Japlaman January 21, 2026