Nobody talks to ME like that

Really? Him too!? Wow, well then me and this nobody guy would probably get along.

A retard "Nobody talks to ME like that so it must be YOU."

Hym "It is."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

Alpha talker

A person, whom in a group setting, dominates the conversation. This is regardless of people walking away or losing interest.

Try to avoid the alpha talker at the party or we will be standing there, awkwardly listening to his stories and opinions all evening.

by Julu Lutes July 22, 2025

Urinal talker

A urinal talker is a guy who makes small talk with you while he is using the urinal next to you. The urinal talker will say things like “boy, we're really having some weather today” or “work has been really going rough all day today” and other similar small talk while you are trying to concentrate on peeing.

A urinal talker was making small talk with me at the urinal next to me, and I'm thinking “man, will you shut the fuck up and let me pee!”

by Bill Beef August 16, 2025

ASH TALKER

A person who consistently lies to spread hate or mistrust towards other people, while making themselves look as the victim or hero. They are most often narcissistic. They make the truth hazy and hard to see by sprinkling their lies throughout. The most affected victims of these people, are children, most notably, their own children. These are called Ash Walkers as they are constantly trying to navigate, or walk through the ash spread by the other person. The other main victim is the person who the ash talking is about. Usually the childrens' other parent.

Those poor children think that their dad doesn't love them or care about them, because their mother is an ash talker.

by Sash Filter September 5, 2025

Scratch talker

A person who keeps messing up a word everytime they type something

Shingo: Stfu Jakarter, you speak like a scratch talker you chudling. Dont make me imalgaforph you into getting jimmy’d until you go fuck your self and slepe with the agentes, you WILL and CAN get cancelled."

by darkshadow0708 November 13, 2025

High-talkin’

What is excitedly discussed after smoking meth. Topics can range greatly.

After hitting the quag, Billy and Joe were High-talkin’ about the latest conspiracy theories.

by Mort-dog November 22, 2025

Break off talks

Meaning to interupt conversations or disagreeing with them.

Girl: "I want to come in a limo, get that 1,000 dollar dress I've always wanted,and I want to.."

Dad: "Woah, no. 1,000 dollars for a dress?!"

Girl: " Dad, why do you always break off talks?!"

by S_M.A/R-t April 18, 2009