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America’s Tits

Tits so large, voluptuous, sparkly, perky, and gorgeous that the beholder was forced to sign their tits over to the government to become public property. A mandated but selfless act. All Americans share equal access to these love lumps, like a national park.
It’s such a shame Ryan doesn’t let Christie flash her tits to America now that they’re married. He thinks he owns them but we know they are America’s Tits - they belong to EVERYONE.
by True_X_Blue May 6, 2025
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America’s Tits

Tits so perfectly round, voluptuous, soft, voluminous, perky, and gorgeous that they become government property. Similar to a national park, these tits are proudly on display for all Americans to admire and worship.
Look at that blond topless chick on that boat - damn she’s got America’s Tits. They’re so perfect they belong on Mount Rushmore. She makes me proud to be American.
by True_X_Blue May 18, 2025
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2nd Wife Tits

Refers to the "enhanced" breasts of a trophy wife...
My new stepmom has huge 2nd wife tits.
by Iowa boy June 25, 2025
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laughing your tits off

To laugh extremely hard, or to laugh so much.
“James has the funniest jokes! It’ll have you laughing your tits off!”
by AwesomeGuy898 July 14, 2025
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That's a lot of tits!

Phrase you say when something is super amazing.
Aliesha: How's that ramen?
Kevin: oh, that's a lot of tits!
by EchoPyhber November 6, 2018
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i like misty because she got big tits

people debate over who is better, officer jenny or Nurse joy… it is desired, misty is hot

eden: who is your favourite pokémon character

george:I like misty (she has big tits)
i like misty because she got big tits
by just a pokémon “fan” November 1, 2021
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I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her
^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!
by thurb April 16, 2023
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