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gain the upper hand

Where you are able to happily grasp and retain a nice gal's "upper" hand --- i.e., the one opposite to her "lower" hand from the shoulder that she's lying on --- while stretched out on your sides at the beach or spooning her in bed.
Being allowed to gain the upper hand while spooning with a nice girl is always a pleasure; just remember to always employ the wrist-twist compromise to ensure maximum comfort for both of you.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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hands off policy

an idea where a friend or a sibling cannot fiddle with the girl that you desire
he applied the hands off policy when they were together
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Cold Hand Richard

When you have to piss but your hand is cold and the only way to get your dick out is to grab it is with literally popsicle fingers. Totally sucks
I really wanted to piss but that Alaskan cold hand Richards got me.
by Fayd Rautha November 9, 2017
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blind hairy hands

When you touch yourself these are some of the notable symptoms.
That guy touches himself, we call him bhh (blind hairy hands)
by jjplatinum March 3, 2017
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catch my hands

1.Ask someone to fight

2.Go up to someone and start beating their ass.
"BITCH CATCH MY HANDS"
"Catch my hands,let's go"
by Queen.Makaveli June 4, 2016
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Caught white handed

Yesterday, I was caught white handed, by my mom.
by Cryopex December 26, 2016
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Second Hand Luke

The act of letting your boyfriend go down on you after letting another guy ejaculate in you earlier.
I went over to Tom's house for an afternoon quickie, then when i got home Steve went down on me for an hour. I totally gave him a Second Hand Luke!
by Yinzer4life February 24, 2011
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