Fuck a pigeon 

When shit’s hitting the fan but you couldn’t be bothered

“Hey Josh, I slept with my mom’s boyfriend last night!”
“Jim, in time’s like these you just gotta say fuck a pigeon and go with the punches”

Fuck a pigeon by Jimmy’sNut’s October 26, 2019

FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS 

When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh

Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF
Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT

FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019

Fuck Donkey's 

This term is spoken with emphasis and loudly, as a result of an incident.

Whereby you've accidentally hurt yourself, had an error in your judgement or stubbed your toe.

Hahahaha, Why did I place that container with the plastic lid in the oven?! Fuck Donkey's now I have melted plastic all over my food!

Fuck Donkey's by Vanessa Mars November 19, 2019

Fuck rocket 

When you fart so hard while having sex you start to lift to the air non-stop into space never to be seen again

Hey did you here about Henry he did a fuck rocket he will be missed

Fuck rocket by Timskingdomrigh December 16, 2019

fuck female February 

every February you must have intercourse with your female counterpart at least once a day for the rest of February.

its fuck female February

fuck female February by corbitch whoregain December 23, 2019

Fuck promise

- Similar to a pinky promise but instead The person truly can’t break the promise and must stick to their word.

- If the person breaks the promise the person they fucked promised with will give them a huge punishment. Example: Befriend, break up, or even tell them to do something embarrassing in public. Anything!! The other person desires

Karen: I’m sorry! I fuck promise that I won’t spit in ur drinks anymore.
Kyle: Fine!! If you do it again you will have to watch me spit in all ur drinks for a week straight.

Fuck promise by Kinks May 20, 2020

fuck you and your shit 

The purpose of saying this in meaning will tell your victim that they should fuck them selves and their shit is fuck.

Nice kid fuck you and your shit

fuck you and your shit by benjigraal June 6, 2020