Facebooker

1. Person or entity that is not necessarily a facebook stalker but absolutely a constant facebook user.

2. Person or entity that is, can, or could pontetially be a facebook obsessionist.

Due to his constant use of facebook, we would definitely refer to him as a facebooker.

by staggy11 November 18, 2011

Shit-Facebooking

The act of posting random, sometimes rambling nonsense or eruptions of garbled logic as a result of imbibing alcohol or other intoxicants.

"Sorry for my long post last night -- I had what I thought were some good story ideas, so I posted them on FB. Today, though, it appears I had too much wine and was just shit-Facebooking."

or

"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."

or

Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.

by dailywordnerd May 5, 2010

Facenookie

In a lazy world the common practice of facenookying is increasing. It is the act of using facebook to get girls. Being lazy and just using facebook to get nookie.

Andy: You gonna meet up with that chick you met on the interwebs?

Jude: You serious? I'm not that bothered. Dude, it's called getting some facenookie.

by KentuckyFriedDragon July 9, 2009

Facedbooking

Operating Facebook while intoxicated.

I was so drunk last night I don't remember what I put on Facebook, guess I was Facedbooking.

by PDXSAC May 5, 2010

facehooky

The act of skipping out, or abandoning plans and using facebook in it's place. Usually implies not going to work, and then updating your status in facebook to identify what you are doing throughout the day.

Did you hear Brian got fired? He called out sick but he was really playing facehooky.

by holmes02 November 2, 2010

facerook

(facebook rookie) a person who has not mastered the art of creeping via facebook and creeps in such a way where it is obvious that they are an avid creeper; a person who fails at performing a "facebook fakeout," and their attempt to fool facebook audiences that they are cool, hot, ect. is contradicted by past pics/posts skeletons i.e. popped collars, pics via cell phone in mirror, or farmville participation.

He told me he was single but then I saw the album from this weekend his girlfriend tagged him in yesterday, facerook move.

by Ellie Dab November 7, 2010

Facehooking

When one tries to garner attention from his or her facebook friends by writing something they think is clever, witty, or outrageous into their status update.

Did you see Jenna's Update? The milk in her fridge is green!

Don't comment. She's just Facehooking.

by TBayJ November 28, 2010