3 definitions by holmes02

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The act of having anal sex with a female. The male then takes his penis out and finds it to be covered in feces. The male then sticks his penis into the woman's vagina to clean it off.
"HONEY, did you just give me a hartford carwash?!?!"
by holmes02 January 07, 2010
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The act of skipping out, or abandoning plans and using facebook in it's place. Usually implies not going to work, and then updating your status in facebook to identify what you are doing throughout the day.
Did you hear Brian got fired? He called out sick but he was really playing facehooky.
by holmes02 November 01, 2010
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When a male is paying for something that ultimately won't get him to have sex but will get him extremely aroused.
Man those girls at that strip club were so hot, but I gots me some green balls and an empty wallet.
by holmes02 June 04, 2011
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