when a boy is facetiming or snap-chatting his girlfriend and his boner is blocking his face and it casts a shadow.
by Big Dick Mitchell September 22, 2019

Its a long scrawny man who likes to bone. He also smokes a lot of weed and complains about society without contributing anything.
by AnnetLovesKennie December 31, 2024

Music that contains the sound of a womans singing voice intended to give hands free feeling of an orgasm
Amy Lee from Evanescence give me a boner every time I listen to her music, Evanescence songs are true boner jams
by Shaelyn hater April 4, 2021

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.
Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.
by Xantipe January 14, 2020

by Not that slim shady June 30, 2017

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.
by poopyshit24 April 1, 2023

by Jakoby and efren March 18, 2016
