Riding the tandem
Riding the tandem by j-masta420 April 19, 2009
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pardoning the turkey
a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority
a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.
pardoning the turkey by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009
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Unscrew The Tip
Peter: Ah man, i had to unscrew the tip on friday, it was proper itching
Sue: If i had a tip it would irritate me too, don't worry
Sue: If i had a tip it would irritate me too, don't worry
Unscrew The Tip by dr dipper January 9, 2010
tossing the toenails
(v. gerund) A euphemism for really puking one's guts out to the max... major vomiting action.
See also: blowing lunch and barf meat.
See also: blowing lunch and barf meat.
Betty: Did you enjoy the party last night, Rob?
Rob: Yes, but I drank too much and I upchucked all night long.
Betty: So did I!!! I was blowing lunch until two o'clock this morning.
Rob: I'm sure I swallowed some barf meat.
Betty: Did it taste good?
Rob: Hell NO, bitch! What kind of pervert do you think I am?
Betty: Oh, I don't think you're a pervert, dude. I only asked because the baloney sandwich I had for lunch yesterday tasted better when I was tossing the toenails earlier this morning.
Rob: Yes, but I drank too much and I upchucked all night long.
Betty: So did I!!! I was blowing lunch until two o'clock this morning.
Rob: I'm sure I swallowed some barf meat.
Betty: Did it taste good?
Rob: Hell NO, bitch! What kind of pervert do you think I am?
Betty: Oh, I don't think you're a pervert, dude. I only asked because the baloney sandwich I had for lunch yesterday tasted better when I was tossing the toenails earlier this morning.
tossing the toenails by Rick Roberson January 26, 2010
Set the table
When one meets an Eastside girl and engages in sexual congress with her on a strangers dining room table.
Example 1
"Damn man! I met this girl at Madison's and set the table with her ass!"
Example 2
"Look at her! She's definitely a table setter!"
"Damn man! I met this girl at Madison's and set the table with her ass!"
Example 2
"Look at her! She's definitely a table setter!"
Set the table by the koney killa February 23, 2010
Join the tribe
Join the tribe by Ima gayfish May 1, 2010
burn the tree
burn the tree by callofduty4green July 14, 2010