shit sandwich

Opposite of a compliment sandwich. A positive section sandwiched between two negative sections.

Ben Shapiro's movie reviews are shit sandwiches. He says the movies are bad, then describes good things, then repeats that they are bad.

by duggie2 November 7, 2025

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Porcelain Sandwich

Leaving a massive shit between the toilet seat lid and the toilet seat itself.

Oh for fuck sake, someone's left a porcelain sandwich for the fifth time this week!

by SubwayShitter November 13, 2025

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Pocket sandwich

When you make two sandwiches instead of one and store the extra sandwich in your pocket. If you keep it there long enough, you’ll forget about it and then have a nice little surprise later on.

Anyone want my pocket sandwich?

by Bloopittybloop November 27, 2025

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To make a Milwaukee Sandwich you need to first take some poop flatten it out into a patty. Then cook it until medium well (or whatever the preference of the recipient is) and then serve as if it is a hamburger patty in between two buns. Which the recipient must then consume.

That Milwaukee Sandwich was pretty good wasn't it Suzanne.

by McNutmeister McGee November 28, 2025

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Pocketbook Sandwich

Pocketbook Sandwich (noun)

A simple sandwich made from a single slice of bread folded in half, usually prepared quickly when minimal ingredients are available. A Pocketbook Sandwich is often made for convenience, portion control, or during times when food options are limited. It can contain spreads peanut butter or fillings.

See also:
Foldover Sandwich, Single-Slice Sandwich

Examples:

“I didn’t have much in the kitchen, so I made a Pocketbook Sandwich for lunch.”

“When I was younger, a Pocketbook Sandwich was something we threw together before heading out the door.”

by Yanks Team December 6, 2025

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Christian Sandwich

A Christian sandwich is when one fucks a hooker on one day, then the next day they meet a Christian for a nice civilised dinner (like Christmas dinner) and the following day, the fucks another hooker. This is called a Christain sandwich.

dude 1: Happy Christmas bro.
dude 2: Yeah, it will be when i complete my Christian Sandwich.
dude 1: Nice going bruv.

by a_fool December 26, 2025

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