Bloopittybloop's definitions

Lurking Chicken

A prank wherein one lurks in a place where they will soon be found, such as behind a door or around a corner, flapping their arms like a chicken and leaning forward with an intent, wide-eyed gaze, often for the purpose of startling someone.

I walked into my bedroom and Derek was behind the door, doing the lurking chicken; it nearly gave me a heart attack.

by Bloopittybloop February 9, 2024

Pocket sandwich

When you make two sandwiches instead of one and store the extra sandwich in your pocket. If you keep it there long enough, you’ll forget about it and then have a nice little surprise later on.

Anyone want my pocket sandwich?

by Bloopittybloop November 27, 2025