Segal's law is an adage that states: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
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by zkrcast December 24, 2023
Get the segals lawmug. Spouse's grandnibling's wife.
My grandniece-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
Get the grandniece-by-marriage-in-lawmug. No matter whether the person knows it or not, they have a very attractive relative. This can be anything from a cousin, mother, uncle, and so forth.
Man, I just got back from the family reunion. McGill's Law of Relatives is going strong in my family!
by xelA kebreT September 2, 2010
Get the McGill's Law of Relativesmug. The heavily researched theory that botheration cannot be created nor destroyed under the laws of chemistry. If someone bothers you, you cannot hold that botheration in; therefore, you must bother someone else in order for a proper transfer and balance in he world.
Veronica bothered me and now I must bother Elodie in order to satisfy the law of conservation of botheration.
by elfastasmo November 28, 2021
Get the law of conservation of botherationmug. Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me
by no good names work October 9, 2021
Get the Inverse armor lawmug. All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).
by Four-eyes-no-more-lol December 15, 2008
Get the Turkey Lawmug. When all of a girl’s photos on a dating app are group photos then it is safe to assume that she (the owner of the account) is the least attractive among the group
Dude 1: Bro I have no idea what this chick looks like All her photos are group pics
Dude2: dude, law of group photos my guy just swipe left
Dude2: dude, law of group photos my guy just swipe left
by Gene Atel Fischer May 23, 2020
Get the law of group photosmug.