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HorseFace 

A person with a long face, large teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics.
My first boyfriend was a ugly ass horseface
HorseFace by MouldyMashPrince October 18, 2018
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horsey time 

Unlike a typical animal fetish during horsey time one does not pretend to be a horse, no. Instead, for that one hour you are a horse.
Heather: It’s Thursday night, you know what that means?
Aaron: Horsey time?
horsey time by SoildSnake December 17, 2018
Something that you have in the back!
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I got the
Horses by Bringmethememes April 15, 2019

Horsey Sauced 

When one has glazed themselves with their own ejaculate in the same consistency as Arby's famous horseradish sauce.
Bro you have some glue on your leg.

No you dumb bastard, I horsey sauced my pants after Wendy gave me some quick top in the back of her step dad's '93 Mazda LaPuta.
Horsey Sauced by DeezusSheist March 5, 2020
What the crackhead said to optimus at 8:30 in the morning
As im standing in line waiting the crackhead leans in and say "ay bro, you keep that horser on you?"