Phantom Fart

When everyone in the room has smelled a fart yet no one farted.

Wife: Did you fart?
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.

by ramdom shit you should stop se January 20, 2019

fairy farts

Ideas, concepts, plans or goals so abstract and unrealistic that the mere idea of realism (or scent of realism and obtaintainability) would defy all logic/mathematical reason.

The boss' plan was mere fairy farts until we gained the funding and headcount to execute.

by Peterinho September 3, 2018

pencil fart

The name of Jeffy goldfish

“Daddy my fishie names is pencil fart

by Pencil fart April 16, 2018

Fart Sucker

Someone named Curtis

Saying in accordance and belonging to AllThingsLindsay Inc.

Man, you're a real fart sucker- like Curtis.

by WtfWhyNot April 17, 2019

No Fart February

No Fart February is a pledge where someone can go the longest without farting since the inception when February rolls around.

Tim was gonna win No Fart February but ended up farting at the last minute.

by BetterSkatez November 22, 2020

Stinky fart

When you think it’s a silent one but you accidentally shit yourself.

Tom Johnston just had a stinky fart.

by Stinkerton69 March 3, 2020

bed fart

Bed Fart is when you fart in your boyfriend's face while in bed.

Hons, it's true. We girls know you like bed farts.

by poopy ;) October 13, 2020