wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.

Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

by James Shakleford May 9, 2020

Wet raisin

When a small curd of shit sneaks out before your asshole slams shut while farting. Similar to sharting only you know its got to stay there awhile because you cant get to a place to wipe your ass

I got a wet raisin and its giving me a smelly rash

by Bigbentdick May 25, 2020

wet duece

A wet turd barely firm enough to hold any shape at all

Jim was afraid that the ground hag was a “Wet Duece “

by BetterU May 28, 2020

Swifter Wet Jet

when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.

"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"

by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020

Wet Wally

Sticking your tongue in someone’s ear, like a wet Willy but instead of your wet finger it’s your tongue

“ Hey Jerry, I gave Frank a wet Wally as a prank and as soon as I pulled my tongue out of his ear he started moaning, what the fuck”

by Shadowthebro February 16, 2020

Wet Dream Texting

When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.

Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.

by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020

smells like a wet towel

an idiomatic phrase insinuating that the subject has some quality that is not appealing to the senses; not to be construed literally

That bar smells like a wet towel.

by AnubisIbizu February 20, 2020