Polite Penis

An average sized, unoffensive looking penis. He's kind, considerate, and doesn't boast about his ego.

"Tyreese isn't like the other guys, he only has a polite penis."

by Wittypoet September 24, 2018

Penis Yeltsin

The real name of billionaire entrepreneur, internet mogul, and creator of the defunct website "beersinthewater.com". Penis Yeltsin is known for his numerous business ventures including the famous Myrtle beach banana boat rides. Although famous he has been attributed to an infamous scandal involving one of his employees during a weekend trip to Myrtle beach, but as of now no charges have ever been filed.

"Shut up Boris Yeltsin!"

"...You're Penis Yeltsin!"

by ButtholeJerry October 4, 2019

Penis Jar

A mason jar used to store a woman’s surgically removed penis

Dionna keeps her penis jar next to her fireplace. It’s HUGE!

by duqq June 10, 2020

penis liquidate

like vagina slay but for people without penis

OMG ur soooo penis liquidate

by rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 5, 2022

Penis fish

Urechis unicinctus. A worm that looks like a penis. They washed up on California at the beginning of 2020. Make sense.

Chad 1: Bro can I have your penis fish
Chad 2: Sure mate, just be sure to give it back though

by Peter stop please September 11, 2020

PENIS WORM

When your penis turns into an earth worm

I have to turn in early Benjamin I'm sorry my wife needs to feed soil to my Penis Worm

by Jonovan Kirk August 7, 2021

Penis-playa

It's a person who likes fondling with "sausages"

Bro, you're such a penis-playa

by Dikmasta69 February 3, 2020