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Moneyaholic

A moneyaholic is someone who is addicted to money. This is closely related to a workaholic (someone who is addicted to working).

A moneyaholic has to constantly have money or they will not be satisfied. This person will also feel the need to always be working or investing time in earning money.

A moneyaholic will do whatever it takes to get money.

Someone who is obsessed with money.

a person who works compulsively at the expense of other pursuits in order to get money

1968, coined from money (n.) with second element abstracted absurdly from alcoholic.
The girl's best friend had turned into a moneyaholic, constantly needing money and doing whatever it took to get it.

I think I'm a moneyaholic, I never have enough money.
by bAwesome0303 October 23, 2009
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moneyguzzler

An item of property (house, car, etc) that constantly fails resulting in paying more to fix. Similar to gasguzzler which takes up gas, moneyguzzler takes up your hard earned money over and over.
Person 1: I hate my Plymouth Breeze! Every time I fix the damn thing, another problem occurs that makes me pay more money!

Person 2: You have a moneyguzzler bro.

or

Person 1: Every time I do a house repair, another part of the house needs repairing.

Person 2: Move into an apartment, you have a monneyguzzler house.
by coldcat357 November 6, 2011
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moneycock

The amount of money a fellow is willing to spend on strippers. If one has lots of cash on-hand, but tips frugally, one still has a small moneycock.
Steve has five hundred bucks in his pocket, but he's only given out three singles. Bill has a very small moneycock. Jimmy has bought five lap dances tonight, and he's still giving strippers money to tip other strippers, he has a huge moneycock.
by travalee January 27, 2012
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Juliano Alesandro Cirincione Ferraro (Lucius Moneybags)

Juliano Alesandro Cirincione Ferraro ( aka Lucius Moneybags) is of African descent although looks much like jew. Although he has much tiny pp and smooth brain, he is nice.
Juliano Alesandro Cirincione Ferraro (Lucius Moneybags) defends his small pp by explaining the motion of the ocean argument, although we all know that that is a load of shit.
by Happy Days October 14, 2020
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Moneyless economy

An ecomomy that dose not use money. Instead of money it uses a grading system where a person works to reach a higher grading and your grading level determines what you can get in materal goods.
It is a new system but has a large number of surporters who believe that humanity would be better off if they could get rid of money.
What do you think about a moneyless economy?
by Deep blue 2012 February 10, 2010
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Moneycake

A combination of the two best things on the planet, used to describe the thrid, being sex.

T.Cakebread-Brown is the chief baker and head chef in the production of money cake.

Vodka being the fourth best thing can result in vodka moneycake, which can be quite messy.
Would u like a slice of my moneycake tonight? ;)
by Sarah Piggott January 11, 2008
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Mones

Mones refers to a particular type of man, extremely hot and well hung. Turns bitches on beyond belief.
by Moroney December 5, 2003
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