fecebooking

Facebooking while taking a poo. Can be from a computer, iPod, phone.

**Facebook Chat**

Dave: Whats up
Mike: Nmu
Dave: Just taking a deuce and facebooking
Mike: Oh you mean fecebooking?
Dave: Yeah

by gin078 September 2, 2009

FATEBOOK

the act of finding your perfect true love through facebook

Bernadette: I'm so glad I found you.
Brian: it was fatebook

by hijoiuafoiueoiaru October 21, 2009

fakebooking

Overly praise-full or hyper excited posts on another person's wall which are completely out of character for the person posting them in order to fool their "friends" on facebook that they are a nice person.

Can you believe what Cheryl posted on Sue's wall about her birthday?

She was just telling me yesterday what a lazy bitch Sue is!

Yeah, that is just Cheryl Fakebooking again so peple will think she's not the bitch she is...

by klasama November 10, 2010

Facebookemon

Someone you don't really know , but would like people to think you do.

"Look, Man, I will not be your 'Facebookemon'". (In reply to an unwanted friend request.)

by Beatrice Kiddo March 23, 2009

Facebooked

When a person gets entered from behind by a dick so massive that it exits their face. Often times leaving the person open wide like the guest book at a wedding.

Tragedy struck our small town when the prom queen was facebooked at a party last night. Authorities have placed viagra in the local water supply and are confident the hardened criminal will soon be apprehended.

by Fun Uncle Captain Ken May 21, 2016

facebookerosis

Addcition to Facebook

James: Dude, what are you doing?
Adam: I'm on facebook.
James: You're always on that thing.
Adam: No i ain't!
James: Yes you are, you've got Facebookerosis

by Xxhackreeem_razorxX December 8, 2009

Facebookgenic

When one appears immensely more attractive in their facebook pictures in respect to how they actually look in real life.

G "Alicia is really facebookgenic man"

M "Yeah I know she looks so good on the book, yet like such a slum dog in person"

by FOW April 1, 2010