Sauna Cock

A sauna cock is a more lengthy version of the male reproductive organ. One would say the hot atmosphere of the sauna (pornstar room) allows for adequate blood flow which results in a bone ranger, third leg, swinging meat type elongation of that penis that must be carefully not stepped in by the user as the long cock could become a tripping hazard.

Skull 1: Hey did you see that sauna cock?
Skull 2: Ugh .... I need

by Kitiskivagidigaden November 9, 2019

Cock fluff

n, noun to describe the fluff that accumulates on a man's bell end when he doesn't wear boxers shorts.

John had cock fluff cos he didn't wear boxers shorts that day.

by SeshGremlin19 November 20, 2019

Cock Guzzler

A Cock Guzzler is someone who looks like they can down a thick cock in seconds.
We all know a few Cock Guzzlers they are around every corner.

“Wow Tiffany is such a Cock Guzzler”

by The_Likeable_One November 25, 2019

Cock Trimmed

When a man has his beard sculpted like a homosexuals cock

John your beard is cock trimmed very nicely. All the gays will notice you

by BlunT IT! March 23, 2019

Limp Cock

When a penis is unable to get hard

Peta Tarpon Mattin - Tony, it took me 2 years to get hard:(

Tony mottin - Peta, its because you have a limp cock!

by Peta Tarpon Mottin May 22, 2019

Cock Mouse

A horny or touchy girl under the height of 5'4, or what you deem to be short

Person 1: "(person 2), your such a cock mouse, you know that?"
Peraon 2: "Im 5'5 so shut the fuck up"

by Mimmidae May 15, 2019

Firehose Cock

A man with an unholy attribute that allows him to remove all urine from his bladder in under five seconds, with the escaping liquid making the sound of a firehose.

I was just pissing, and this man whipped out his firehose cock and was done before my stream turned into a drizzle.

by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019