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the truth of the matter 

A sentence filler to replace an unwanted pause to give one an extra moment to gather an answer to a question. It is used before stating a fact like ''in my opinion'' is used before stating an opinion.
Q: How did he win without the popular vote?

A: Well, the truth of the matter is... the winner is determined by which canidate has the most electoral votes.
the truth of the matter by Garden11 December 30, 2017
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the three f's 

Mate just do the three f's
the three f's by Bluerelicscotland February 8, 2018

The Triple H 

Step 1: Have a bong through your girlfriends piss.

Step 2: Fill your mouth with the piss from the bong. And spray it in the air Triple H style.
Step 3: Give your woman the pedigree
Im gonna use The Triple H on our lass tonight

The Third Day 

An insult used to offend saints, especially God
And then on the third day, after god made all living things he made this motherfucker. Thank you Jesus

The Tourniquet 

When you grip your dick with immense force while jizzing to prevent the destruction of any article of clothing or furniture within a 10 foot radius.
Guy 1: Dude, that video I watched last nice was so crazy I had to do the tourniquet on my dick!
Guy 2: Please never speak to me again.

The Tuba 

When you blow into a girls ass and air comes out her mouth.
Kaden: I gave my bae Jessica The Tuba last night and she loved it.
The Tuba by PinkMan80085 July 4, 2023

Punched the tabby 

slammed a can of beer, or pop
I woke up this morning, got dress, punched the tabby
Punched the tabby by Ynot 999 August 18, 2006