merch raping

when a youtube or celebrity forces their merch on their fans

popularized by h3h3

jake paul is merch raping his fans

by Horizzon/Sebastian April 23, 2018

roast rape

Being verbally roasted by a group of friends

Chris made a fool of himself by putting crayons up his nose so we all roast raped him.

by Ralph Davidson January 8, 2020

Brain Raped

The headache immediately following a day of thinking through distractions. And arguing with invisible friends. Unsuccessfully...

I just left work and I think I was Brain Raped

by TotalFiction January 10, 2020

rape funnel

imagine a finger trap but with people

i got caught in a rape funnel

by lonelyfinger April 4, 2020

rape-o-phobe

A rape-o-phobe is slang for someone is in a position that involves the constant threat of getting the shit fucked out of her/himself. It is someone who is so insanely, persistently under such an inundation of risk of being raped that she/he has no choice but to take ridiculous measures, such as pouring radioactive waste on oneself to get ugly, covering oneself in a 1 ft. thick fur coat even though it is 97 degrees outside and flying away with a jetpack whenever someone says anything suggestive to oneself, just to get through the week unfucked.

Bar door-guarding person: Are you a rape-o-phobe or an ungrateful whore?
Normal human being: I'm just a kid.
Bar door-guarding person: Oh, then I guess we can rule out rape-o-phobe.

by E idiots dei April 21, 2020

Raped

When 3 guys go into a 3v3 Tournament rage hacking.

God damn, these guys raped us...

by Dick Cheese V1 April 25, 2020

Drake rapes Josh

In the hit Nickelodeon TV show “Drake and Josh” there was a surprising twist in the children’s show when an episode aired where Drake raped Josh. The brothers were building a treehouse and Drake planned it so they would be locked in together.

Once the boys finished screwing in the final final, Josh asked where the door was to get out. He had no idea what was to come. Drake intentionally “forgot” to cut out the door and just drew the door in sharpie so he could easily rape Josh. The rape lasted 10 hours until a squirrel came and bit Drake’s penis off.

“Yo do you remember that Drake and Josh episode with the treehouse?”

“Are you talking about the one where Drake rapes Josh?”

“Ya that episode made me horny”

“pause...”

by Fella slime November 10, 2020