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Piss

To get an ok sleep
Girlfriend: "how'd you sleep tonight?"
Me: "piss"
Girlfriend: "what the fuck"
by WINGNUT4444 August 29, 2021
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piss shit

a saying that old people use, in an exclamatory way, kinda like how you would say fuck after you hit your toe
Well piss shit! Great job, you just broke my thumb!”
by tinyattack_09 September 16, 2023
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piss rocket

A piss rocket has occured whenever a white person takes methamphetamine or sometimes other stimulants via the urethra before engaging in typically violent intercourse. Prototypical piss rockets took place inside the anus of a living human body. However, at the time of writing, the anus requirement is context independent for all piss rocket events. While piss rockets are generally considered to be unlikely due to their painful nature, safety dictates that every reasonable facsimile of an anus be considered sufficient to provoke the violent act.
Did you read about the piss rocket on Wednesday over at the local Church of Jesus Christ of Latterday Saints? Two are confirmed deceased while another ten suffered non-life-threatening injuries during the attack. Several Mormons anuses are still unaccounted for while rescue personnel continue to search the wreckage hoping to find a single anus not damaged by this cowardly act.
by Qohelet August 29, 2025
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pissing myself

pissing myself is another slang for making lemonade, sometimes u can add diffrent colors to make it red 🤷🏽
"im pissing myself, want some?"
"yes! ill take it will ice too"
by dprtae1 May 20, 2022
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Piss

Ah shit! I just pissed so hard that the water splashed up out of the toilet and hit me in the face! Noooo!
Hym "AAAHHH! PISS SHIT ASS! MOTHERFUCKER! That's the first time that's ever happened to me! GODDAMNIT!"
by Hym Iam June 3, 2022
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Piss head

(On Twitter): @realDonaldTrump good night, piss head!
by MewGav March 1, 2019
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Piss baby

Some too lazy to leave the room to pee so they pee in a bottle
My friend found out I peed in water bottles and called me piss baby for awhile
by BowserJr124 September 3, 2023
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