Most overpaid mediocre person on the planet

Not the wrong comedian. The RIGHT comedian if you have a fat cock and want to fuck somebodies hot, rich daughter. But no.

Hym "Mediocrat? Is that what you would call it. The most overpaid mediocre person on the planet."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

The CREATIVE person

A sarcastic way of calling someone with shitty comebacks clever or creative.

Ex:

Max: Your so big the Earth's core skips a few beats even at the tips of your toes

Jim: Well your so big my mama can't feed you cookies

Max: Oh so you're the CREATIVE person..

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

Kid-Attracted Person

KAP for short.

An alternative term for people who don't like MAP (Minor-Attracted Person). A common alternative people use is YAP (Youth-Attracted Person), but "youth" has wildly different definitions depending on the country. "Kid" is generally considered to refer to people who are 0-17 years old.

They are a kid-attracted person.

by Shugunou October 18, 2025

Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.

This is a quote from a Looney Tunes cartoon, likely a variation of "Duck Amuck" or another classic where Daffy Duck is tormented by a hidden animator. The phrase is spoken by Daffy to a "cousin" (or a "cousin" in a more general sense) and expresses a sarcastic "thanks" for something unpleasant, like a gift of sour persimmons.

After his friend canceled their plans at the last minute, leaving him with a non-refundable ticket, John muttered, "Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.", and headed to the concert alone.

by v64lv15 November 8, 2025

World’s Ugliest Person

No one :)

There is no World’s Ugliest Person because everyone is beautiful :)

by Not the World’s Ugliest Person November 17, 2025

A Professional Person

Professional:

pro·fes·sion·al
prəˈfeSH(ə)nəl/
adjective

Person:

per·son
/ˈpərs(ə)n/
noun

A person who is good at many things, but they wouldn’t be able to put it in words with their professional status would choose to describe their line of work.

First person asks:

“So what is it that you do for a living?“
Second person says:
“I’m professional at many different things.

I guess you could say I’m a professional person.“

by Beans mom November 23, 2025

Myers-Brigg Personality Test

Horoscopic hogwash

Myers-Brigg Personality Test

by Hello-553669 December 5, 2025