Jason

He's someone who is very charismatic. He sometimes stutters a lot though. He shows love but sometimes too much to the point of playing around with girls. Jason is also very cool

Whos that cool guy over there?

Oh thats jason, dont get played

by hippomoppo August 3, 2023

Jason

Derived from the name of former Southampton and Crystal Palace player Jason Puncheon.

Used to describe a person who's apparent girlfriend / boyfriend / partner is significantly more attractive than them, as in they are (Jason) punchin'.

"hey mate, check out the guy at the door, what an absolute Jason."

"Yeh shes beautiful, that guy is totally Jason."

Waiter: Check out Jason at Table 3.
Barman: There is no way she's with that guy!

Waiter: Yup, must be a drug dealer or have a massive d*#k. Coz he ugly as hell.

by Bigandyk August 22, 2023

Jason

the man of my dreams he’s the sweetest boy i’ve ever laid my eyes on even though people say he’s an ass but you jus gotta get to know him frl he’s pretty bad at basketball but i never say that to anyone n always defend him

omg look it’s jason i wish he gave me a second chance

by smfh August 24, 2023

Jason Clarke as Roger Robb

From Zero Dark to Atomic secrets, Clarke's Robb's got that Cold War cool!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Jason Clarke's in Oppenheimer, who's he playing?

Person 2: Jason Clarke as Roger Robb, spying them atomic secrets dude!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

jackson habinama

an strong, powerful, all around a perfect being. the strongest to step foot on this planet.

“jackson habinama

is the strongest ever”.

by vadod July 17, 2024

Jackson

Jackson is a beautiful boy with light brown, curly hair, eyes that make anyone melt, a gorgeous smile and striking looks that will turn anyone's head on the street. Jackson is the guy everyone wants to be or date. Jackson is both the envy of everyone and everyone's best friend. The guy you'll show up to a party for on the chance you might see him. Adventurous, carefree, kind, fun, and down to earth, Jackson is the guy that brings you joy even on your worst days.

"ughhh who is that?"

"Jackson, I would give 10 years off my life to fuck him"

"Me too"

by jupitersoup101 July 28, 2024

Jason

Jason is always a man on a mission to get things half done. He works hard but gets distracted easily. He looks sexy in his work boots.

He is always first to give the advice needed and seems like a practical guy that has his life together, but once you get to know Jason ,you find out he has many hidden problems.

But by this time, you are already greatly attached to Jason to leave him. Problems include such things as: addictions, faffing, gambling, failure to say sorry properly, and never being Romantic.

Although Jason struggles to be romantic, you will find yourself in love with him, he is interesting, and funny, also a dork and always sexy, sometimes all at the same time.

He is the best in bed.

He will always make the first move, even when you are sound asleep.

He loves the cookie.

And he loves icecream.

Jason is an amazing boyfriend.

If you ever have yourself a Jason be sure to hold on tight, cause he is one of a kind, some might say one in three million. I love Jason.

Jason's that type of guy that will message you back once and then ignore the rest of your conversations all night.

He thinks its being reasonable when in fact he suffers from alexithymia.

He should learn to end a conversation properly and message to say goodnight.

by HecallsmeSluz August 22, 2024