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Beaned

To Jizz make some cream cheese all over your friends mom.
"I just beaned in your mom expect a sibling in 9 months"
by Beaned in your mom August 1, 2018
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Merciless bean god

A person who is really good at:

Guitar
Bass Guitar
Discord Managing
Blender Animating
Minecraft Building
Minecraft Coding
First Person Shooters
Photographer
Editor
Multi-Tasking
Minecraft Server Names
Running Minecraft Servers
Beating Minecraft
Making Music
Making Memes
Spreading Memes
Making People Laugh
Eating Beans
Pretty Much Everything

Things He's Bad At:
Excepting the truth.
Person: "Ow My Ears Hurt!"
Person 2: "Ow who is that?"
Person 3: "MY EARS ARE BLEEDINNGGG"
Minekai007: "Don't worry, that's just Merciless bean god being himself again :facepalm:"
by Hosted287 November 5, 2020
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cream bean

the term for ejaculating or "busting a nut" directly on the clitoris.
"yo johnny! i gave victoria that cream bean last night!"
by TheRealEpicGqmer December 31, 2024
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Skin bean

Brycen need to quit playin wit me I thought he was a skin bean
by Brook the cook January 11, 2021
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Pink jelly bean

This has only 2 meanings: 1: Is another word for having genital herpes Warts / std . Usually means a clitoris is no longer a Fresh berry it has ‘crusted over’ like a jelly bean from having too much unprotected sex. Often used as a mild insult to describe diseased vagina . 2: It can also mean someone who is a so jealous to the point their face turns a flushed pink, meaning really jealous a red faced person usually female who is a hater
She had a pink jelly bean thats why they all left her thats why she gets jealous seeing happy couples
by Berrymuncher September 14, 2020
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Cool beans

Super sweet.

Chilled beans.

Kyle has originated the term cool beans
Cool beans Bethany but Kyle’s beans are the coolest
by De@dp00l November 26, 2017
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smol bean

someone who dresses uniquely, as their personality, and listens to music you can’t relate to anyone alive
why do smol beans finish words with -ness?

uve got yourself a smol bean sense of cringe
by pancherfaust March 16, 2018
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