Saw Mark down the market, he found a finger in a can of tomatoes and got a huge settlement.
So he's got his bum in the butter, again.
So he's got his bum in the butter, again.
by Shuaman October 24, 2018
Get the bum in the buttermug. 
The chunky soup like substance that lives in and around ones anus during or after diarrhea or not wiping.
by Big_daddy_jankins October 28, 2021
Get the Bum gumbomug. A BBF (noun) also known as a Bare-Bum-Fart is a farting position where one lowers their trousers and underwear, then parts their bum cheeks and breaks winds allowing the gas to seep into the surrounding area free from filtration of the layers of clothing that may cover the bumhole region.
1. Anna BBFed before her first date with Tom so that her underwear didn’t have brown stains on.
2. ‘Oops’ said Tom as he lowered his pants, ‘I must of forgotten to BBF (Bare Bum Fart) at some point today. My pants are brown, Mummy isn’t going to be happy.’
2. ‘Oops’ said Tom as he lowered his pants, ‘I must of forgotten to BBF (Bare Bum Fart) at some point today. My pants are brown, Mummy isn’t going to be happy.’
by ThatsNachoBurrito October 27, 2021
Get the BBF (Bare Bum Fart)mug. i can’t believe yoon bum didn’t leave when he had the chance.... sangwoo deadass even called him “mom” when they were fucking ?? whY HASNT HE LEFT
by mothman2009 December 20, 2018
Get the bummug. When you go on a bender drinking moose head dry ice beer and have the most horrific hot wet shits the next day from all the dry ice you consumed.
Donnie has got a heavy case of dryce bum from last night and he’s really paying for it today with his squealed up underwear and lava pouring out of his keister.
by Buttered Sausage February 22, 2024
Get the Dryce bummug. A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.
I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.
by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025
Get the Flakey Bum-Wankmug.