3 definitions by Big_daddy_jankins

The chunky soup like substance that lives in and around ones anus during or after diarrhea or not wiping.
What's for dinner tonight Cletus? Just some bum gumbo jessup. Wooooooo weeeee
by Big_daddy_jankins October 28, 2021
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Slimey pale substance that lives in ones gooch. Brought about by not bathing.
Sally vomited while giving tbone a bj cause his gooch grits were stanky.
by Big_daddy_jankins January 5, 2021
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Generally any liquid that comes out of your penis. Ex. Pee or cum
Man I can't wait to swallow all of dads wang juice.
by Big_daddy_jankins December 12, 2020
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