peanut butter knife 

Used to spread peanut butter onto toast , not the butter knife for uncultured swine out there ...... strictly for the cultured world and used strictly for peanut butter !

Jordan used a peanut butter knife to spread the heavenly smooth peanut butter onto his toast , because he was a well cultured individual !

peanut butter knife by chuckiepoo July 26, 2016

buggery butter 

A common sexual lubricant popular among metro-sexuals, altar boys, federal prisoners,and members of Parliament and their aides. Usually made from recycled deep-fryer oil.

"Pass the buggery butter Vic....I just hired a new personal assistant".

buggery butter by Morris Rufus July 24, 2016

peanut butter and jelly 

this is when you fuck your girl on her period, then do anal. her shit will be the consistency of peanut butter, and the period blood will act as the jelly. you then proceed to put your dick in between her breasts being the bread, and continue to fuck them until satisfied. you can then eat the sandwich you made, but its really your preference.

"me and my girl had a peanut butter and jelly last night, it was the best I've ever had"

peanut butter and jelly by yosemitesynonym June 17, 2016

fertilized butter 

Either when you find something greasy, slimy, or buttery on the ground, covered in dust and dirt. Or when you slip for a far distance or a long time continuously.

"That kid over there just slipped on fertilized butter!"

fertilized butter by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016

Truffle Butter 

A type of butter used on Truffles.

Person: Can I have some of that truffle butter.
Other person: What's truffle butter?
Person: Its butter you put on truffles, duh.

Truffle Butter by TheFluffyUnicorn June 20, 2016

Peanut butter Charlie 

A giant turd that leaves a stain on any toilet when flushed that resembles peanut butter.

Johnny sure upset the janitor when he left a peanut butter Charlie in the church toilet.

Peanut butter Charlie by Rama Rama stefano June 21, 2016

Lung Butter 

The viscous, yellow-green fluid coughed up after playing a reeded instrument for a prolonged period of time. Such as a clarinet or the bagpipes

Man 1: i played my pipes for three hours yesterday and had to cough up about four pounds of lung butter.

Man 2: dude that's gross why don't you just quit the band?
Man 1: because highlanders is life.

Lung Butter by Therealrothman November 24, 2016