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iron banana

having a penis that has been through some tough wear and tear, such as broken cartilidge, a split urethra, etc.
"Damn, Jeff has an iron banana!"
"Your mom gave me an iron banana last night."
by Iron Banana January 24, 2016
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Flowing bananas

If youre flowing bananas, it means you're gay and open for business, the banana part indicates gay and flow because they're a steady stream of studs coming your way
Dave:I heard he's been flowing bananas!
Steve:dang! Maybe I'll hit him up!
by OGAndrews143 November 19, 2020
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Banana

Someone/People who obviously are too yellow to say something insulting directly. Also hiding their words in fruity wording. Leaving themselves feeling a bit on and are thankful they now are part of the herd. Ultimately showing their true Breadfruit like interior.

Something which rots easily (has no real longevity once damaged) and is thrown by less evolved primates in the absence of or in conjunction with their own shit. (Usually in a confused state of frustration at another primate who exhibits thinking which does not align with their own understanding of whatever cage they currently inhabit. This results in emo shit they have no tools to deal with and a lashing out at the unknown)

Something your missus tells you shes had a lot to eat of today at work.
PRIM1: oo oo ah ah why he not doing what we do?? Breaks something in anguish
PRIM2: ah ah oo oo ee we eat all the fruit all juicy and pick caterpillars off trees. Why he no hungry.
PRIM1: He probably eats sticks.
PRIM2 to PRIMEVO: ee ee ee you like to eat sticks!!???
PRIMEVO: Jeeezuz cunt once you understand the concept of something greater than you and your caterpillar and your fruit eating friend there, you may begin to understand the concept of personal development for the greater good of your childrens children. You want them to still be eating fluffy caterpillars or would you like to get to the marrow and tomorrow and the next with out having to wave your arms at every passing bird in the hope you may learn to fly?

PRIM1 & 2: (Unable to understand exactly what the strange independent fella with the bonetipped spear with throwing stick is talking about.) No oo oo oo you like to eat sticks is that your dinner how you eat that. Food lives on sticks not eating sticks (Throws banana covered in shit).

PRIMEVO: Indeed it does homunculi but you can also use a big stick to catch a big pussy cat.

(Note only in explaining to those of lesser cognitive abilities does PRIMEVO stoop to the same type of snide and teasing wording in a forlorn hope that they may understand. - Usually too intellectual and dismissed as garbage by those used to seeing bananas rot due to either not leaving them on the tree or inserting them deep into a shady hole somewhere;)
by Issy_dead_bananas January 29, 2020
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Banana Smasher

When two men push each others penis head's together with a banana in the middle, smashing the banana in half, and both head's smash together.
Man these two gay guys are at the bar last night I could totally tell they were banana Smashers
by jv3 February 13, 2015
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Guinea Pig eating a banana

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.
by Tranykingtruck December 17, 2015
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banana

it looks like a fucking dick. Its the best fruit in the world. you can eat it, you can put it up your ass hole och you can suck it
i put my banana in my ass hole every day.
by bobby banana stealer October 15, 2019
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obtaining banana soule

To have done it all at this point you are a holy being who shall forever be a god the only way to lose banana souls is to stop tweeting BANANA SOULE and then linking alpharad deluxe channel at least once a day
Yo bro I just heard Ellie just told everyone the easy steps to obtaining banana soule!
by Fire_wall876 November 15, 2021
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