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wet tax

The act of giving oral sex in exchange for goods or services
My manager just imposed a strict wet tax on the entire company. I guess i'll be staying after hours :(
by ImTheTaxMan January 11, 2019
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southern wet willie

The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.
While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.
by thecraklin March 3, 2015
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Like A Sack Of Wet Garbage

A phrase denoting something of noticeably terrible quality
Example 1: Bruh, your barber made you look like a sack of wet garbage
Example 2: I feel like a sack of wet garbage

Example 3: Maybe you shouldn’t treat people like a sack of wet garbage
by FossilDiggerStudios August 8, 2021
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wet andy

the act of nutting in a girls mouth and scooping some out wit your finger then sticking it in her ear
1) did you and yo girl take it to the next level
2) fasho i gave her a wet andy last night

1) you nasty as hell
by dischargegulper420 August 13, 2025
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Alabama Wet Wipe

A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.
That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...
by Hard R 66198 June 15, 2023
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wet willying

while at sleep away camp, it is the slang which refers to going "downtown" on another.
Man, we were wet willying all night long...on the blob dock.
by Karl XXXX February 21, 2009
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wet fish

A non-firm handshake, no effort, sloppy.
He his handshake was a wet fish
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