Jerry spunkerton

When you fuck the pussy while your dog licks it

So you still want to see Jerry spunkerton tonight?

by Jerry spunkerton February 21, 2023

potent spunk

Justin wiseman’s beautiful cock he plays on PlayStation.

I want to fuck potent spunk

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

Hope Spurgeon

The most emo looking motherfucker on the planet.

But it's ok because she doesn't look bad, infact she's the most gorgeous and good looking person that I have ever seen

She's a complete ass-face half the time, but you gotta love THE Hope Spurgeon

Person 1: "Hope Spurgeon? She's a bully."
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, she's awesome."

by NumberOneHopeSpurgeonLover August 22, 2024

Gargantuan Spunk Barrel

A gargantuan spunk barrel is where a person swallows loads from multiple people in one sitting.

“Luke is a gargantuan spunk barrel, did you see how many loads he swallowed”

by iiTzzCozmic January 13, 2024

Bubbly Sputters

A bunch of cute little sputters, so cute...and adorable...and lovely...and soft...and sweet...and shy...and playful...and bubbly...

*bubbly sputters*
Xylitol Nova Cookie: Awwwwwwwwww~♡

by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 March 8, 2024

Gunkle Spunk

When someone's got that absolute swang in them and you CAN'T resist their fat spunky monkey

Gerald: "That girls got one MASSIVE Gunkle Spunk!"

Herold: "What the fuck?"

by xbot7564 June 30, 2024

Rishi spunksacking

The act of throwing smegma at your current prime minister. This act is usually done to try and prevent the rise of piss stained children in the north west.

Dave: wow aiden your such a hero for Rishi spunksacking this will keep our piss cleaning bill at an all time low
Aiden: (bouncing on trampoline) it’s ok Dave

by Not daniel wright November 5, 2024