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Jack Smith

One who wears satchelled pants in which he can dump his masturbatory discharged. Jack smiths usually wear specially designed satchel pants which allow easy access to the penis at any time. A typical Jack Smith would usually have bed time set around 8pm and have regular “naps” (masturbation sessions) throughout the day, “The early bird catches the worm”. Typical quotes from a Jack Smith would be – Nice pic ains, v. Nice tshirt mike and women aren’t funny.
"hey steve where did cliff go?"
"he says he's gone for a shave but we both know he's really gone for a "jack smith"
Jack Smith by ProudFeet2 January 29, 2009
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jack off 

to do nothing productive -- to waste time -- shoot the shit poop around dick around
I didn't complete the assignment. I was just jacking off the whole time he gave us to complete it
jack off by Anonymous October 29, 2002

jack jack 

A person that is addicted to starbucks and/or usually calls great people "chu chu"
Someone:That person is so jack jack
jack jack by asdfasdfasdf September 24, 2008

jack sparrow 

Captian Morgan, Jack Daniels, and Coca-Cola mixed drink
I'll take an Irish Carbomb and a Jack Sparrow.

jack slap 

When you hit a guy in the private area with great force.
*guy gets a jack slap and falls on the floor in great pain*
jack slap by sabrina!! January 30, 2014

Jack Pot 

A situation where after anal sex, the man has a small amount of feces on his penis.
Last night I hit the jack pot with Lorena.
Jack Pot by Alley2005 May 1, 2009

Jack Staley 

Totally hot guy... he's so nice and always thinks of others before himself...
Pete : My feet are cold!
Jack Staley: Here, have my socks.
Jack Staley by Jiggle Jobbles October 18, 2010