Rainbow farting

Another term for virtue signaling. Spewing comments that indicate an idealistic personality on a mission ready to bombard message boards and social media with a perceived problem of which you don't fully understand the complications and nuances. You do however feel the need "to do something" about it and leave your mark for future generations in your ceaseless efforts to make the world a better place.

She kept rainbow farting comments on the message boards about social problems that mostly existed in her mind or only got it from hearsay and what the media reported.

by Erik-Jan Tytgat August 25, 2022

Fart Wake

The ripple of stench left by a coworker as they walk down the hall, often on their way from the bathroom but frequently just to spread the incriminating evidence.

Stepping out of my cubicle, I encountered a nasty fart wake left by mike down the hall.

by never7 February 4, 2009

farting cocksman

a cocksman who lets out a rip at the urinal while pissing

think from the movie 'along came polly' the scene where ben stiller and his boss in the movie are in the urinal and he farts while pissing, hence the term farting cocksman

by cesar romero May 20, 2010

Heated fart

A heated fart is the action of farting directly into a wall mounted electric heater turned up to maximum temperature. The fan in the heater will accelerate the dispersal of the fart. If done properly you should be able to clear out a room. This also has the added benefit of burning off the dust clinging to the electric heating elements in the summer, adding a burning dust fragrance and fire prevention.

"Why are you bent over in front of the heater Johnson!......... and why does it smell like hot Garbage?!"
"Oh just launching my post dinner heated fart"

by Boatman1912 April 14, 2015

fairy farts

Ideas, concepts, plans or goals so abstract and unrealistic that the mere idea of realism (or scent of realism and obtaintainability) would defy all logic/mathematical reason.

The boss' plan was mere fairy farts until we gained the funding and headcount to execute.

by Peterinho September 3, 2018

Fart cracker

A slang term used in regions of New England referring to someone that like to intentionally annoy people, and is a mean bean

Bill: Hey Jimmy, those fries you are eating are as unhealthy as a pickle in the raisin parade!
Jimmy: Yo stop being such a fart cracker!

by datDude June 30, 2015

fart mail

when you record a fart with your cell phone and send it via messaging app ie: Facebook messenger, imessage etc

i just sent jesse fart mail

by dan5000 May 20, 2015