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Urban Dictionary Whore 

A person who is so desperate to get a word onto urban dicitonary that they will suck an editors dick if they will accept their definition.
Urban Dictionary Whore (UDW): Ummm Mr Editor...Would you please put my word on Urban?

Mr Editor: Hmmmm, only if you suck my dick!

UDW: Ok!

Urban dictionary mods

ThrbOver opinionated mods who decide what goes on the website, by their own bad morals.
Guy 1: damn those urban dictionary mods sure di hate emos, but must love furries, i only ever see fairly positive reviews on emos and negative on furries

Urban Dictionary Douche 

Someone who actually uses the Urban Word of The Day words in everyday talk. In doing so he/she sounds like a douche.
Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Don't be an Urban Dictionary Douche!"

Urban Dictionary Rage 

This is the act of getting super pissed off because everytime you hit random on your Urban Dictionary app you get retarded words like "Lana" that describe peoples friends and are most likely retarded attempts to flirt with someone. No one cares about "Lana" she is probably a skank who goes down for dimes, but not on you hence the reason you are desperately trying to get her attention. After about 20 minutes of searching Urban Dictionary you toss your phone at the nearest person you don't like and go back to web surfing for porn.
Person 1: "Why are you buying a new phone?"

Person 2: "I got Urban Dictionary Rage and hurled my old one into that ugly skank Lana's forehead before going back to porn and jerking off."

Person 1: "well played"

Urban Dictionary Rejection Reflection 

When you try to publish a word on Urban Dictionary, it is rejected, and you pause to contemplate why.
I try to define rapediculous on U.D. as a situation that is bad and also ridiculous, but this word and definition is rejected. Why? Too naughty / sexist? There's far filthier on U.D... Not funny? Not used? I use it... How can I clean it up slightly and get it through? ...Do they have a file on me?...Is it time for me to grow up?...the Urban Dictionary Rejection Reflection...

Urban Dictionary Nazi 

A man (mostly men) that refuse to accept good sound urban dictionary definitions without valid reason and also without any empathy for how the submitter must feel (rejection after rejection).
"Did you see that urban dictionary mail? The Urban Dictionary Nazi's at work again. Give me a napkin. *sniff* Bastards!
Urban Dictionary Nazi by Cointopay September 15, 2014