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Poseidon’s Kiss

When you drop the kids off at the pool and dookie water splashes up on your sphincter
Bro 1: Bro I just took a fat shit!
Bro 2: Bro how fat?
Bro 1: Bro I got a major Poseidon’s Kiss.
Bro 2: No bueno bro…
by bussyslurper June 21, 2024
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Stoners Kiss

the act of lighting a joint with an already lit joint
dude its too windy for my lighter. give me a stoners kiss
by JustAnotherRandomStoner December 6, 2024
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Milwaukee Kiss

When you and another male link together buttholes so that they are "kissing" and then proceed to fart into eachother's anus, for extreme pleasure.
Tony: "Hey George, that Milwaukee Kiss was fantastic last night."
by thunkthetransfem May 8, 2025
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Kiss your girlfriend day

17th november, national KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!!! Even if you haven’t kissed yet, grab her face and smooch her
«Eyo Noah Alexander, it’s national kiss your girlfriend day, go kiss Leah!»
by EmsiPemsi November 17, 2023
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Kiss your boyfriend

Hey today’s national kiss your boyfriend go kiss jake.
by Poppy princess September 4, 2021
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Fag kiss

When you use someone elses lit fag to light your one (sounds real gay)
Wagwan, can I fag kiss your fag cuz mine lighter run out of gas init
by Adolf butler December 9, 2018
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Stolen Kisses

the habit of placing soft kisses on another whilst they are asleep
It wasn’t a secret that they weren’t exactly stolen kisses
by Chrome Laces June 8, 2018
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