You haven't scored until the knickers are off 

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...

What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".

You haven't scored until the knickers are off by The Bazman June 19, 2007

I ain't trippin! 

A response to being accused of trippin. Similar in meaning to "No shit!" "I swear to god!" "I'm not kidding!"

"Son, you are straight trippin if you think you're gonna hit that shit."

"I ain't trippin! Watch me work my magic, fool!"

I ain't trippin! by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003

He ain't Kobe 

Refers to anyone doing anything and still not doing it better than Kobe.
(see nba live)

"Did you see ray allen hit that three?"
"He still ain't kobe"

"Mello just smashed on the boards"
"He ain't Kobe"

He ain't Kobe by RappersaurusX June 11, 2009

You ain't shittin' kittens 

Indicates strong agreement to a comment made by someone else, especially when that persons comment is a bit of an understatement, or states the glaringly obvious, or both.

Effectively equivalent to the phrase "That ain't no lie!!" or "Ain't that the truth?!", but said with great enthusiasm.

During a heavy thunderstorm, your friend says "It's a little bit wet outside." You respond with "You ain't shittin' kittens!!"

Two retail employees get done dealing with a difficult customer. In private, one says to the other "That guy was a douche!" The second responds with "Pfff, you ain't shittin' kittens!!"

You ain't shittin' kittens by Atavist December 14, 2010

AT&T Tilt 

Underated PDA That Shits On The iPhone. (This of course is taking into consideration that you have a brain and hacked the phone via SIM unlocking and rom flashing).

Often carried around by Ruthless Thugs and/or Extremely Handsome Mothafuckers with incredible swag.

Not to be confused with any other shitty PDA. You can spot this by it's 45° screen tilting capability.

Douchebag: "Hey uh, what kind of phone is that"

Me: HTC Kaiser, "AT&T Tilt"

Douchebag: "That's Pretty Cool, I've Got The Best Phone Out Though"

Me: "Oh really.. you piece of shit, why's that"

Douchebag: "I dunno, it's just the best, check out the touchscreen, and I have youtube"

Me: "That's nice fag, so do I. -- I also play super nintendo, nintendo, sega genesis, gameboy, super gameboy, and neo geo on my phone, what the fuck does yours do again? -- oh by the way, what's it like watching youtube on the edge network. Dick Face"

Douchebag: "Dude... Does Your Phone Come Like That, How Much Did It Cost, Wanna Fuck My Girlfriend And My Sister?, Can I Suck Your Dick? Wanna Hang Out?"

Me: "Fuck You"

AT&T Tilt by Obie One August 20, 2008

ain't 

Contraction of am not and slang contraction for anything else.

I ain't gonna watch Joe Millionare 2 because it ain't good.

ain't by Chase February 22, 2007

Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening 

This is used when someone doesn't want to talk to someone anymore and is in the first stage of walking away. It is usually used with a hand wave with the palm of the hand faced towards but not connecting with the talkee's face.

This is in reference to and sometimes follows Talk to the hand

Brad - But Honey, Angelina was just a phase...
Jennifer - {Hand Wave} Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening. {Cue walking away}

Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening by Djkizza December 30, 2007