lead rule

The negative outcome of the Golden Rule.

You treat me like shit and I will do the same, no questions asked.

Karen decided to take her Kareness out on me, so I gave her a taste of the Lead Rule.

by slangctionary November 8, 2021

offside rule

Something every guy will ask you to define when a girl will tell them they like football.

Amanda: i like football too!!
Bryton, willy and chad in unison: OH YEAH? tell us what the offside rule is then...
Amanda: leaves

by Yeri♡ May 13, 2023

Granville Rule

Speak now or forever hold your peace. If you don't speak up, you don't get fed. Everything moves on pass you if you stay quiet. Used to make decisions faster and more efficiently.

Nancy always tells us which restaurants she wants to go to after the reservation's already booked and then complain about the food. Granville Rule next time we hang out so it's on her.

by birkin356 July 15, 2025

The arm rule

A way to know if you need a condom size bigger than medium. By measuring your penis to your arm, if it's bigger then you need a bigger size.

Hey dad what size condom should I wear? You should use the arm rule. Oh ok

by Lee Chandler May 26, 2017

Hidden Rule 101

Hidden rule 101: Only newfags refer to rule 25.

Person A "that doesn't make any sense..."
Person B "yes it does!"
Person A "...rule 25"
Person B "you dumbshit only newfags use rule 25"
Person A "whatever"
Person B "yeah its hidden rule 101"
Person A "fuck you"

by abomb_01 February 27, 2010

The Sandwich Rule

Sandwiches always taste better when made by someone else.

Nico: It's only turkey and cheese, but this sandwich tastes great.

Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.

by SMSchoirboy June 25, 2012

unspoken rule of armrests

when sharing armrests with a complete stranger, you should always use the front of the armrest on your left side and the back of the armrest on the right

this guy aint respecting the unspoken rule of armrests

by origami_XD September 3, 2016